"Captain" Jack Sparrow ([info]alwaystherum) wrote,
@ 2008-09-02 22:54:00
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Just how many of you can hold your liquor, I wonder.

One glass for every two you so rightfully think you can handle, perchance? [Jack has set up a long table full of... alcohol. Have fun, guys. MINGLE AMONGST YOURSELVES OR SOMETHING.]


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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
... don't you hold liquor with your hands, Pirate-san? Well, depending on the size of the bottle, maybe one glass at a time, but never two- they'd fall and break.

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Not exactly the meaning I had in mind.

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 05:42 pm UTC (link)
[blink blink] How else would you hold liquor?

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Meant more along the lines of inside of you, actually.

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Why would you want to hold liquor inside of me?

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Every heard of drinking, mate?

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Of course! Water, juice, milk - maybe not milk, sometimes soda.

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 06:34 pm UTC (link)
In that case you can hold water, juice, milk- or not milk, and sometimes soda. Savvy?

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh! Do you mean not throwing it up?

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Something along those lines, aye.

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Are you conducting an experiment?

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Don't see anything that'd give you that idea. [Takes a swig of rum.]

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 09:37 pm UTC (link)
[8O What is that?] Well, you have all these drinks out ... [taking some rum without knowing what it is]

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-03 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Go on now, help yourself to whatever strikes your fancy. [Does not seem to know the meaning of underages drinking. I guess. D|]

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-03 11:50 pm UTC (link)
[tries to find a glass. Chugging is bad manners D:] Err, Pirate-san, do you have a glass?

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
Plenty if you know where to look for them, mate. [Gestures to a tablefull of glasses... somewhere.]

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
[filling up a glass to the brim and drinking it all; then coughing really hard]

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-04 02:01 pm UTC (link)
[Notices with amusement.] Having some trouble, are we?

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-04 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Why would you drink this, Pirate-san? It's ... gross. [taking another sip]

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
A simple difference of opinion, my friend.

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
[totally missed that. Pinged by friend!] Pirate-san, you never told me your name.

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-04 06:29 pm UTC (link)
And quite an oversight on my part, I might add. That's Captain Jack Sparrow, if you will.

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[info]smackedthat
2008-09-04 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Captain Jack? [:OO Pop culture reference] Do you have a ship? With the skulls and bones? And cannons? Do you have a secret dot that goes around people and that's how you track them?

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[info]alwaystherum
2008-09-04 07:58 pm UTC (link)
[...what] ...Something along those lines.

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